The “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” host came up with a spoof clip called “Robert is Bothered,” in which the “Twilight” hunk airs his grievances against the traditional American holiday Thanksgiving.
Fallon (as Pattinson) declares, “Thanksgiving is stupid. Which day is it anyway? Oh, I know... It’s the fourth Thursday in November. What kind of day is that?!”
He continues, “Thanksgiving sucks, turkeys are stupid. They bother me. [Stuffing is] cooked in a butt. Not sanitary!”